demon cleaner.

revisit your youth; go Shoplifting.

my god it's full of well-to-do black people.

it was because they dated Kelly Bundy.

when he got his first real 69.

I saw Anthrax on the Bring The Noise tour, With PE, Primus, and Young Black Teenagers. I remember those black teenagers being very white, PE being very black, and Anthrax being very loud. Primus, as per usual, sucked.

oddly enough, when asked about Scott Ian, Moz replied, "That bald American bloke with the toilet scrubber glued to his chin? Top chap, that one. Love his chops."

this it is the antithesis of Yertle the Turtle. it is down-right com-you-niss.

Cartman votes Mastadon. Because Kylesa goddamn Jew. And I concur.

*loads shotgun*

tacos on the toilet. lest we forget. while wearing white shoes.

he has produced a militant conjoint twin, henceforth named Col. Ostomy.

the goddamn lobbyists of Cleveland Steamer Over Louisville Day are behind this, not Reubens.

I can finally get my Ku Klux Klam.

so that's why biden was insisting that we all get one.

fuck the beastie boys

RAWK!

I heard it was "Ramona's Ritalin Problem".Either way, HAIL SATAN!

i miss beezus. as in ramona and beezus. then i found out those novels were thinly veiled attempts to get me to worship SATAN, as beezus was actually CODE FOR BEELZEBUB. but it certainly worked, so now i apparently need to let yeezus into my life. as long as i can drink his blood on sunday mornings i guess i'm cool…

if you win the commie, you get to stand in a line for 6 hours and receive nothing when you eventually get to the front.