me too, I'm really disappointed

aww, his dog, Larry

fingers crossed it's Chris Pratt!

I actually laughed really hard at that John Travolta joke!

she's shocked that she's talking to her sister when she calls customer service. Fine, she knows her sister works there, but wouldn't she know what her sister sounds like on the phone? I don't know, it bugs me

Does that discover card commercial where the girl is shocked to realize the customer rep is her twin bother anyone else? would someone not know what their twin sister does for a living? i know i'm overthinking it, but it bugs me every time i see it

have there always been this many jokes about snubbed movies?

there is some law that states a starlet wearing a gown with pockets must keep her hands in said pockets in order to show them off, for some reason or another

I officially love Patricia Arquette

that's her talent

or just say something really touching, like that your parents are dead or your mum's volunteer on a help line, and they'll be forced to stop

that's his chin!

oh my god, NPH! don't talk to the seat fillers! the academy will kill their families!

NPH selling the terrible puns with his cute wrinkled-nose grin

she is so perfect. i adore her!

its pretty good, but I think anything was going to be a let down after NPH's amazing tony opener a few years ago

yeah, i turned it on at 7:30, thinking the damn ceremony would start at 8, and this red carpet crap is still going on. I'm not interested in the fashions without the biting wit of Tom and Lorenzo, anyway

the questions are better on ABC. I think they are making an effort not just to talk about the appearance. Part of that is because Robin Roberts is amazing

seriously, she looks like Charlie McCarthy, only less life-life

isn't that famous photo of Sophia Loren eyeing Jayne Mansfield's about-to-break-free breasts at an Oscar's dinner table?