The hospital? What is it?! (And sincere good luck to you, Mr. Greene.)

Twin Peaks caused me to start drinking coffee, which I continue to take black-as-midnight-on-a-moonless-night.

I've found that it's more like 3 minutes of fart/innuendo, then 5 of commercials, then 3 more of fart/innuendo, then 5 more of commercials, then…

That's why I do all my busker-pelting in Scandanavia. You can hurl whole handfuls of kroner and still only be out a dollar or two.

No, no, keep the pen. I insist.

Hey, T-Bone may have been a flamer, but he was no murderer.

Oh yeah, you're gonna get some slurp-ons.

Sure, I'll take some oats too, if the FDA's giving them out.

I assume he died of "food poisoning"?

Oh no, Riley? You could have also said "in other scientific discovery [of aliens] news".

I cried, but my tears had all the oxygen removed from them, so it was really just a hissing spray of hydrogen gas and a smattering of NaCl crystals.

I don't have proof, but I think you're just trying to get a rise out of us.

That was my intro to them too. Good post, Joey.

"Attention, JetBlue passengers. Flight 243 to Dallas will be departing at 9:15am from gate ONE-TWO-THREE-FOUR!" {power chord}

Coming Feb 1:
Your Frozen Planet Has Been Crushed Into a Cube
You Have Thirty Minutes to Move Your Frozen Cube.

I was hoping for "SAY WHAT AGAIN" from Pulp Fiction.

Thank you for clarifying.

I assumed they were pro-collectible. That's why they keep dynamiting the priceless antiquities: to make the remaining few worth that much more.

Maybe they're too busy changing periods to exclamation points to increase perceived sincerity?

I'd love to be at the table when you're the shooter. Preferably next to, rather than across from, you.