Just don't stay up the street at the Scientology Center. You'll get an Alien Jesus of a whole different color.

Fair point. Back here in the Midwest, it's Kentucky bluegrass as far as the eye can see.

I'm led to believe the youngsters are shaving their grassy areas nowadays.

On the contrary… the press also smushes it, causing all the oil to come out. Compare a pressed clove to a minced clove (which is not oozing oil, if your paring knife is sharp). *Those* are your different beasts.

Cutting board + garlic clove + chef's knife laid flat + WHAMMO from your fist = 7:55 of freedom.

He would make the trains run on time. Because he could keep a tentacle on each button and lever.

I seem to remember at least one resort in Colorado (Keystone?) that did not allow snowboards
until the early 90's, because snowboarders were too eXXXtreme and caused everyone's ski monocles to fall into their martini thermoses.

Not if you're hunting ants.

I think this guy only makes "swearies".

The Smithsonian is a place to rock.
It is a museum where you buy tickets to exhibits.
It is a good place to learn about U.S. history.
People flock here to get down with the artifacts.

Plus his hairdo is making me feel ill.

I think it's because all the really good fishnet goes to the Portuguese.

Understandable. Those lamps are fragile.

I've already started with the decimal point! Looking forward to earning that first comma.

That's just an Internet meme; Einstein never said that.

[vomits; exits thread]

That's a fair opinion, but I personally try not to let a finale overshadow the greatness of a long-running show.

How's mine? [gently holds down toupée while removing fedora]

I've posted this before, but it takes on a whole new watchability if you've had kids. Hal and Lois belong in the Hall of Fame of TV parents.

If your O means Off, then it can be two things.