The trailer I saw was so bad that I can't imagine even giving it a Pity Netflix-My-Listing.

I think you'd go mad before midnight. I wouldn't want to see the consequences.

I'm afraid it's more of a GJI version of Human Centipede.

[whispers] He's on a Diet of Worms.

What A Pretty Collage, Internet! Did You Cut All Those Words Out Of The Script By Yourself?

Can I interest you in a new mix of Werewolves of London where the only lyrics are "Gonna get a big dish of beef chow mein"?

You want I should interview him Wall Street Journal style, or Buzzfeed style?

Wet with sweet, and giardiniera on the side? I'll have to give that a shot. I'm more of a wet with hot guy myself.

In this case, it definitely canNOT be two th— [waits for other end of the phone] … uh-huh…. uh-huh… okay, actually, that's a pretty good explanation of it being two things.

Don't Trust the Perfect P…. in Sequel 3

Sounds like quite an explosion…













… OF LIQUIFIED ROCK.

Can we rename the feature "The Whole Is Less Than the Sum of Its Parts!"?

"SAY YOUR NAME. … and say it here, and here… and here… and just initials on page four…. and there. YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHTful owners of the property."

We would also have accepted Skippity Cricket.

Yes, but that means it spoils faster. No artificial corn-based aggression-enhancers.

Just be sure and wash the knife real well afterward. I think the passive-aggression is spoiled.

Oh-wee-oh we owe you your escrow back; the deal fell through.

How was The Music Man? We're off to Minnesota to see it in a couple weeks.

There is no "little something" in Lex Steele's universe.

The source material is coming from INSIDE YOUR OWN HOUSE!!!