Would he not then have been Capitaine Quirque?

Idiots do.

I'm About to Give *You* the Lego Treatment, Internet!

Sounds like a load of bollocks.

I suggested having our wedding at a baseball stadium. I was immediately removed from the planning committee by the future Mrs. Marlowe.

It can be two an infinite number of things.

I am shocked — shocked! — to find movie-quoting going on in here.

I shall be passing absurd death sentences on the spies that I've trapped in my backyard.

Schicklgruber.

"A-to-Z of unrelated things: 'M' is a three-way tie among marbles, Malört, and marmosets."

That means my last A.V. Club post, before this one, was a misquote of Alex Rocco-as-Myers. That makes me kinda sad.

I don't know whose face they're in, but it's not mine!

Know what else is coming? DEEZ MADBALLS!

Looks like a baby ate your dingo.

I genuinely thought it was Brad Garrett.

"Sealed with a curse
As sharp as a knife.
Doomed is your soul
and damned is your life."
-Dr. Emilio Lizardo

Are you kidding? That's the fundamental principle of the next Greece bailout plan!

Send the shafts to Clickhole.

I know one who positively hates a person.

Just not their feet?