Putting Simpsons Names In The Headline Doesn't Necessarily Mean You Did A Great Job, Internet.

All the boring "DJ-by-proxy" of the Sirius channels, but with none of the automotive convenience!

He was in the National Guard in the late 60's. Does that count?

*Every* time the subject of movies comes up, my dad asks, "Have you seen Ted? It's great!" Not yet, Dad. Not yet.

You've heard the expression "let's get Desi"? Well, this is an actress who got Dezz-zay!

Better Than Ezra*
* Citation needed

("Guy who killed all those people? Did you accept my boy Jesus as your personal savior while in jail? C'mon in!")

Your sharp incisive comments are music to my, uh, eyes.

Slippery Pete could probably wire up a whole new TV network.

Nice. You can tell people, "I used to go to that bar before GPS discovered it."

I usually go with billing code M50060 - Training (Online learning) for AV Club commenting.

But she *can* be anti-Christian. Or, if you prefer, the Antichrist.

To be fair, he went on to live for another 50 years after that.

AV Club
It helps me convince myself I'm still smart in the face of numerous life decisions which suggest the contrary

More like *Lame*-dolf Hitler!

Only until I get the bottom button of my trench coat open. Then it's 100% public.

MarloweAndThree?

How does a streamable Dikachu porn movie *not* qualify as a Great Job by the Internet?!

No, just trying to maintain Fidel-ity to the thread's theme.

Kh'mer and say that to my face.