His name *does* rhyme with a word for male genitalia.

She made a huge mistake hiring Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe as her defense attorneys.

Hey, don't forget disgruntled ex-pats!

Now it's a SpuBu.

Locked here in Denmark. AND LOVING IT!

DJ Sven! He's here! … C'mon on in! Rap something intelligent!

Million-to-one shot, Mr. Incognito. Million-to-one.

Excellent avatar-image/GJI-rage synergy.

[Marlowe scrolls through Urban Dictionary on his phone like a French king whose sexuality is not relevant to the ridiculousness of the scrolling]

It's GOOD to be the Gay French King!

"Like AV Club? Prove it: GIVE US YOUR MONEY."

[lie detector buzzes red]

The emergency room?! What is it? (Other than what you just told us.)

Q: (Tie) Quntivilius vs. Marcus Andronicus and Quendix vs. a largish housecat

NOW GET OUT THERE AND SHOOT THAT CRYING DOVE, SOLDIER!

And have three of your "cons" be identical to three of your "pros".

He brings a dueling pistol, you bring a shotgun and a corrupt district attorney. THAT'S the Wyoming way.

Bright side: 19,885 of them are standing in lines to get into Las Vegas nightclubs.

Shut uuuuup! All of you, SHUT UUUUUUP!!! I'm telling Mrs. Grotzczyk!

I clicked it, and then the commenters sitting next to me started singing, "Marlowe liiikes AV Club, Marlowe liiiikes AV Club".