Gangsta-roo coming summer 2013 from Pixar.

There's a reason this man is considered the Lord.

At which point you go home and toot your own horn?

I would watch that movie. Not so much for the women, but to see @avclub-d10c3d8e2eab13e9d3db9f2c7d44a78a:disqus get the shit beat out of him.

Stop talking @avclub-380d43c0c4a3888641d86c7ab30f989b:disqus ! You'll give TV Tropes ideas!

To be quite fair to @avclub-22f737e47d8261297d774f773ea41105:disqus , he has only seen one film in the past five years.

And yet, I'm sure there are far better people to hate. Like, whatever happened to that Hitler guy? He makes paintings, right? Let's critique a few of those.

Oh, sure it makes sense, but no one will listen to you with a name like @avclub-638c1a4f003b46aad4aa5cf3f424d215:disqus  . Especially when you lack a profile picture to show us just what you - Assless Chaps - look like.

You're really quite bitter, aren't you?

You're on the AV Club, @avclub-da496e2db2e50a068b4ae5549d4ae1b0:disqus , my boy! Of course you're dead inside!

Someone ought to be… You know, let go of their occupation for that mistake. Perhaps permanently.

The movie is worth it just to see a man with his mouth sliced open trying to drink while the liquor pours out the open wound in the side.

@avclub-5905114b2a37b2b7b0a719d55ac35cd9:disqus , make me your loyal guard bear as well, you silky mistress of the night, you!

Well, 16-year-old girls stuck in inner-city schools say it all the time. Especially the "hipster-y" types.

China banned The Backstreet Boys?

Why not try Episode II in that case? Or better yet, Episode III. Of course, there might be too much child-murder in that film for your little one to handle, but it'll just teach him how you really feel about him!

In Episode II the Clone Army will be replaced an army of Gremlin Yoda's, and there will be a scene showing Anakin getting Yoda getting wet, and feeding after midnight - despite the warnings of Master Mace Windu.

George Lucas: People, people, please. Just because it's a dramatic scene, doesn't mean you can't do a little comedy in the background. Throw a pie or two, for God's sake.

Episode 3 didn't have a puppet…

But people would've liked him 10x better if Gollum had been a Jim Henson muppet instead.