(Set to the tune of "Under the Sea")

Brings a whole new meaning to the term "getting a woody".

Begging leads to bargaining, bargaining leads to acceptance, and acceptance leads to puppetry.

The Quirk is right. I'm glad I'm not the only one noticing how The AV Club and Cracked are slowly morphing into a single unholy entity. Hell, they'll probably absorb Uncyclopedia too, just for good measure.

Eh, he's starting to lose his edge.

That's some classic "Guy That Says That Was A Good One" right there.

Now, do pray tell, where did Polar Bears end up on this shit smelling list?

Well, there's always Community. At the very best, we can hope for an episode where Jeff becomes a Spy-Hunter, and it parodies spy movies and stuff, and they make a lot of jokes about how Joel McHale was in Spy Kids and…

My favorite thing about his movies is the subtle implication that Machete and Spy Kids both share the same universe.

March of the Penguins! Every single card smells of snow and ice - with an occasional hint of frozen fish.

Nah, man. I think Tom up there would adjust to it pretty quick.

The fact that the the URL says "youtu.be" instead of "youtube" should've been a tipoff, buddy boy.

That new Planet of the Apes movie must've really messed him up.

Shall we talk more about Rugrats now? I just bring it up because it's been sorely under analyzed when compared to the other classic Nicktoons.

Indeed. Rocko was friends with Heffer (and Filburt) since childhood. The show is more about him being an adult and dealing with those things (at least at first) than anything. In fact, according to Wikipedia Joe Murray says that Rocko's Modern Life was based on his own experiences after finishing school.

Yes, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy was Cartoonnetwork, and yes we all love it.

Yes, it's from season 2, you unwashed heathen.

"Why isn't my baby gaining weight?"

Don't forget "Waiting to Exhale". Oh wait…

See what I did there, I said "I belittling" instead of "I bet belittling" because… Well, I need to stop drinking so much before coming to the AV Club. That's why!