Good strategy. The rapid succession of emperors in the 3rd century is irritating in hindsight (for the empire, not the podcast). Take a break and recharge before the greatness to come. Aurelian is one of my favorite emperors. Mike Duncan uses a great analogy to refer to Aurelian. I don't want to spoil it for you, but…

The mother is our expectation of there being a mother.

The mother is our expectation of there being a mother.

We're rabidly approaching the period of time in the HIMYM universe in which turkey carving lightsabers, holograms, and time travel are possible.

I totally agree. I hate that dude, but I love the idea of all of these cool restaurants out there. It's a shame Fieri has become their spokesdouche.

I assume the "left" Proops refers to is Staten Island. Which is totally accurate.

The uncomfortable and hilarious focus on "baby teeth" really made this episode. Plus breaking down the myth of the tooth fairy as a creepy old guy who desires teeth so much that children will literally tear them from their skulls for him.

Yup. These are some of my favorite threads on the internet.

I have to somehow get to this point.

Living in Staten Island, i have a special place in my heart for that Sloths sketch. Though kids from Staten Island Tech are crazy smart and would probably have made that video in Russian or math language or something.

Fun fact. Grant Hill still plays in the NBA.

That's my second jelloem.

Well, Lisa Bonet is the most fuckable Huxtable. She won the jello supper. Unlike Vanessa, who's out on the fuckin' street.

I've entirely conflated The Onion's version of Joe Biden with the actual man. It's for the best.

Did Obama ever beat Shaq? Yea, that's what I thought.

I'd say Bill Pullman in Independence Day flying a fighter jet against an alien spacecraft is either the most Presidential or least Presidential  act put to film.

Suuuupermaaaaan. *Cries*

One of the best examples of this is the Farts and Procreation episode with Adam Scott and Harris Wittels. Adam accidentally said his wife's name was Patrices, which led to his last name being Pieces, and his father's name being Reeses.

I've been listening to old episodes of CBB featuring Paul F Tompkins and I just finished the one with Jason Woliner and DameSir Andrew Lloyd Webber. Episode 44.

I get your point and I think the whole thing was totally blown out of proportion, but there's more to a joke than putting "wouldn't it be funny if" in front of any statement.