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Al Swerengen
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What if I told you these cocksuckers had Martin Landau reprising his Bela Lugosi role? Is that something you'd be interested in?

Excellent episode. The bookends of Jon arriving at Hardhome with a scared look on his face and leaving utterly terrified were perfect.

You two cocksuckers need to get a room.

Al Swearengen: I will profane your fucking remains, E.B.
E.B. Farnum: Not my remains, Al.
Al Swearengen: Gabriel's trumpet will produce you from the ass of a pig.

Yeah, Chuck is a world-class cocksucker.

These cocksuckers stepped it up a notch tonight. Great episode.

Depends who's axing.

Oscar baiting cocksuckers.

San Francisco cocksuckers!

"But I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your goddamn spine!"

Those cocksuckers couldn't find an authentic dirt worshipping heathen to play the part?

Every time Carl is on the screen, I root for the zombies.

Perhaps these cocksuckers need to be reminded of Dan Dority and Captain Turner in the mud and the blood and the beer.

Dave Clark, like the Dave Clark Five.

Rude, thoughtless little pig.

And an excellent driver.

Maybe they could've gotten the Tootsie folks to make him up for the part of Connie.

A boycot is a bad idea.

Since I enjoyed Tyler Perry’s Madea's Family Reunion so much, I think I'll skip Tyler Perry’s  Temptation: Confessions Of A Marriage Counselor and just wait for Tyler Perry’s A Madea Christmas in December.

The Maddow/Hayes Drinking Game:  Have a shot every time one of the hosts ends a sentence with a rhetorical "right?"  You will be shitfaced within an hour, right?  I counted two in the toss between Rachael and Chris alone.  It's annoying, right?