The dream of the 90s is alive on the AVClub.

*immediately begins scouting out potential tracts of land for the Independent Nation of Blowtopia*

Theoretically, could a blowjob-based economy actually exist?

Yeah but that's Pixies country. The groundwork was already laid.

Awww, Give Me A Break™!

"I'm not here, this isn't happening"? Yeah, obviously you ARE here, who else is singing this song you LIAR. We have a recording of it and everything.

I hate Star Wars! It's boring and outer space is stupid. Am I doing this right?

untrue!

How nice WAS she?

That's just how they roll at a Lifetime network comedy showcase.

Isn't life basically one big waste of time?

Some little kid somewhere put this record on his parents' stereo, then turned to his sibling and said "this guy fucks! he knows a lot about sex."

The AV Club

On the upside, I'm having fun listening to Kendrick. Now I just gotta try some of that EDM stuff. I keep telling myself, "it's just like the Chemical Brothers, you loved that, should be pretty straightforward…".

Also, what age are you? Certainly to my students they are now completely irrelevant, much to my chagrin. (To most of them, rock is basically dead.) If I use a clip I preface it with a joke about "old people music."

Embrace the entropy. We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine and the machine is bleeding to death.

"a shit band that white people with no taste think is cool…"

That's funny, the analogy I came up with when thinking about this exact same argument a few years ago was running a red light or blowing through a stop sign.

Wow.

Mine neither.