Naw, that's Savion Glover. He wasn't the uptight TV exec who created the minstrel sitcom (and had the voice-over narrative throughout), he was one of the performers in it (who were dubbed "Sleep and Eat.") He was indeed good.

Oh, well he was the lead. I guess I just wasn't as convinced as you were - I was familiar with him from TV and really couldn't get past that persona. It's time to see the movie again, I suppose.

My gateway IPA was Racer 5, because it has a strong boozy kick that balances out the bitterness and makes it fun to drink. I went from "why would anyone drink this stuff" to "fuck yeah!" in one bottle.

Stop resisting!

Yeah, the idea had a lot of potential, anyway. I wish they could've cast somebody other than Damon Wayans, tho.

See, this is how you can tell that its all lies. Anybody who has seen Trump on television knows that he is nothing like an octopus. Only four appendages, lives on land, not on water, eats fried chicken on his private jet, et cetera. These are just a few inconvenient facts. I can't believe the so-called "media" is…

Technically, the senate is half of congress.

Trump is the kind of person who believes that words are just things you say to get what you want. He doesn't give a shit if they are true, because he thinks that being blatantly self-interested is a kind of "honesty."

I wonder if his shitty team actually planned for him to say that — it is in the same vein as her "having hate in her heart" or whatever the fuck he said in Debate 2. Then he realized the clock was running out and he hadn't done it yet, so he just dropped it into a fairly innocuous moment.

But now the shoe is on the other foot as I cobble together my punny rejoinder, laced with an earnest corniness that really kicks it up a notch.

This smells like paid content. Over at (fellow univision property) Io9 they claimed this music was "So Weird It May Actually Be Music From Another Plane of Existence."

I bought my wife a copy of the Greyfriars Bobby movie as a gift, since we own westies and in the movie he is also played by a westie. (In real life he was probably a cairn.) Should be fun, right?

Well, you seem to be the sole naysayer, here.

Then in the second draft Morgan had been away for 15 years working 90-hour-weeks at a hedge fund, not giving a shit about anything but making money. Instead of sudden memories from his coma he relied on the sage advice of an unpaid intern.

"And his main domestic policy agenda was to privatize Social Security."

Of course under the secret genius conspiracy theory Trump is cannily pointing out that Lil Jon is an Uncle Tom for participating in his reality show, striving to win the favor of a wealthy Birther.

Yeah, if Bernie were running, every other word out of Trump's mouth would be "socialism." He's living in la-la land! He thinks everybody deserves free college, we can't afford it! The mediocre middle would eat that shit right up.

Yeah, how could a wealthy president's nephew possibly survive without the subsistence wages of Entertainment Tonight? He'd starve!

So does anybody remember MTV Basement Tapes? I still have one stupid hair metal song from that stuck in my head.

Exactly, they think that a Clinton-appointed Supreme Court Justice would irreversibly skew the court to the left and it would rule for mandatory gay abortions for all.