Ha, I was such an emusic loyalist at one time that I will probably never buy from iTunes. (NEVER!) I buy direct from labels or bandcamp when I can, flacs when I can, and google play for the rest. (The process of buying and downloading from GPlay is annoying but I am used to it.)

By attacking the word and not the argument (i.e. the form and not the substance), it's really you who is being evasive. Do you actually agree with what Girard is saying or not?

Would you take me more seriously if I typed a four-paragraph rant?

You laugh, but it's based on a real story that a delusional man in Topeka, Kansas really likes to tell.

Yeah, it doesn't have its own article, it's just mentioned in the main entry for "Accordion."

Well, for me it's also the realization that I've become somewhat old and gross, so the idea of an attractive young person having sex with ME is a pretty big turn-off.

I know that guy too! It's a shame what happened to him, nobody deserves that, really.

AHHM RICK JAMES, BITCH!!! FUCK YO COUCH!!! WHAT DID THE FIVE FINGERS SAY TO THE FACE?!?!? THIS IS THE ONLY SHIT I LIKE!!!!

Heh, yeah, I thought I saw a poorly animated dancing baby! No wait, that was Ally McBeal.

Oh sure, the argument that you should give a work of art the benefit of the doubt until you see it is usually valid, it's just that here it's being wasted on something that is kind of blatantly not art and doesn't deserve that respect. In my opinion applying it here displays an arrogant lack of common sense that only…

Yeah, the reasons that "bi" has become less and less popular of a concept seem to be pretty complex. It seems that in the swingin' 70s there were very famous bi celebs like Bowie and it was totally accepted that this was a common phenomenon.

Yeah, this didn't sound racist until that quote, really. Here I am thinking about slipping on banana peels and the banana peel as synedoche for the whole craft of low comedy so maybe this guy is like the man who threw a fistful of money at P. Diddy.

Right, and this actually remains a valid argument. Even if it is a choice (and, at least sometimes it can be, since bisexuality probably does exist) it is a perfectly acceptable choice, because it harms no one and we live in a free society and all that.

Yeah, you'd think Stewart's shoes were at least broken in by now. Or, you know, that he would have kept shoe shopping until he found a pair that was comfortable. But, maybe it's one of those jobs where you might drop something on your feet, or step on a nail? So you wear boots? He said "shoes," though.

I am pleased to see that he's not the crypto-conservative he plays on TV.

"liquor store lobbyists (yes, those exist) managed to kill a law that would to make it legal to buy alcohol on a Sunday"

Oh I would. It's like he forgot how to write songs for a while and just indulged in the worst spiritual prog cheesiness.

Nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nineteen. Nineteen.

Between "fedora" as code for misogynists, "SJW" as the new "political correctness," this douchy obsession with "problematic" and all the terrible indie pop music masquerading as rock, it is truly an awful time to be alive.

Yeah, well the hive mind thinks your mother is a whore.