As a Wacky-American man I resent how our characteristic facial expressions are being referenced here, as though they were somehow intrinsically unpleasant. You know how it's obviously unacceptable nowadays to use "gay" as a pejorative? I wish people would afford us the same dignity.

Huh, I thought it implied that the hate was some kind of bodily fluid that one is depositing on the person, and it is gratifying.

Not to mention virtually all music from 1450 to 1600. Plus Andriessen.

yeah mor like TEH SUX amirite

FIST SENTENCE, BLAMMO!

Instead here we are just dicking around. As usual. Sigh. Might as well write some lyrics.

I want to mess around for a while, and I am being thwarted!

On average only 25% of me is visiting avclub, 30% of me is eating something, and the rest is just kind of sitting there.

Ah, so his professionalism as a cobbler stops him from ruining the boots? That's sweet.

I guess not? Like, since he tends to focus on the form of an argument rather than the content? Which is kind of obviously stupid?***

You could just, like, get over it? You know, for the sake of being all thoughtful and shit?

Just use a generic gameshow-host-type person and abandon the pretense that it's supposed to be entertaining.

WHITE MANS BURDEN YO

Bobby Lee did make MadTV a little cooler.

I'd just be a generic time traveler. I'd go into the past and strangle people, then pop back to the present. I guess I'd have to lift weights or something to really pull it off.

I've heard he's a "sweetie-pie."

What is driving me crazy is all of this blah blah blah about what it fucking looks like and yet (almost) nobody can be bothered to cite basic known properties about how we process shade and color.

"I also might be a bit biased here because I have never seen anyone who brings this up in her comment sections not turn out to be an MRA or some other sort of sexist."

Yeah, exactly, it can also be used to express skepticism about facts that are very facty but nevertheless have dubious power to really show you "the truth."

Hmm, let's see, he started as a genius with a unique perspective, then became a shitty hack who made decades of terrible, terrible stuff…Yep, I think it checks out.