Possible Titles?
TITLES, people. TITLES.

To find out just what that crusty dean is up to!

I read a book once, called The Gutbucket Quest. It was kinda neat - actually, a similar start to Brutal Legend (rocker goes to an alternate dimension where music has real power, etc.).

Isn't Snooki Pakistani?

@Floyd - It's so BAD.

Could we possibly…
…maybe fit Jean Reno in this?

I'll raise you a midget with a rail gun.

Excellent News!
Now, we just need to add Martin Lawrence and Carlos Mencia to the cast, then set the whole production aflame.

@Coulucut: No, you may not. One may not love Kid Rock by any stretch of the word "love".

Give that polar bear an extra head and I am in.

Tetsuo: The Iron Man is a cinematic achievement of the highest level. WHAT kind of achievement depends on the viewer.

Can she skateboard? Or maybe use rocket-skates of somekind?

They did a decent job with the Really Weird Tales anthology. But Cannibal Girls just falls a bit flat.

SPM II is much more entertaining than SPM. SPM III is certainly the weakest.

Monkeybone wasn't horrible. It had its moments, but the whole Downtown was pretty well done. Plus, organs falling out of Kattan will never not be entertaining.

It's not that bad. According to most fan art sites, my childhood icons are mostly being raped by my other childhood icons. So, there' some comfort in that.

Fine, Swagger.

I appreciate the muppets on a much deeper level than you.

Crap.
Now Mel Gibson will never get to be in this movie.

I can think of no man better suited to directing the on-screen antics of a "grown up" living teddy bear.