I thought it waited in a shack, with a being it amuses him to act towards it as if it were a cat, while occasionally receiving whiskey and smokes from men that occasionally pop by. And who met Zarniwhoop once.

What if I occasionally say "Never" as an abbreviation of "Not Ever"? Is that allowed under the current statutes?

Oncccceeee I waaasssssssssssss a mannnnnnnnn…who wished happy birthdays to people.

Methamphetamines. The vigilante's best little friends.

Can we add in an overweight superheroine of some sort? We want to be topical, after all.

Eh. Ghostbusters peaked in 1984.

The Sasquatch vs. Yeti stalemate has yet to be broken.

I would pick Robocop over most movies.

I *WOULD* give Uwe the benefit of the doubt…
…but with THAT title, he's torpedoed ANY BLOODY CHANCE AT NOT MAKING THIS SEEM LIKE THE "HA HA, SHE'S SO FAT! AND A SUPERHERO! WHO PROBABLY EATS LOTS OF ***HERO***SANDWICHES!" KIND OF MOVIE.

Why would one even attempt to look straight at it?

Oops, sorry, I though this was for Boil fans.

I think Jables gets a bad rap. In what I've seen, he's got a better range than Vaughn - he can easily sell "giddily excited", and even his more serious turns don't seem that forced. He may not be the new Steve Martin, but I've never seen him in a movie and thought "he's doing a terrible job here" so much as "why would…

@killbot: To allay the constant upbringing of the REM song?

It would be, following a gritty reboot.

Sorry, Jorge - sugary tits can only be found in the low-budget porn I'm filming entitled Charlie in the Choc-Tit Factory.

Heavy Petting in the Home

@Puke Drunk: What about cancer CAUSING retardation? That's like Oscar Crack.

SSSTTTTTEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

I finally got around to watching The Hangover a short while after its DVD release. Entertaining, not spectacular, but certainly well-paced and had a good momentum.

Do not fear. By then society will have degraded to the point where you can simply sit around rewatching "Ass: The Movie" on your mood-stabilizers.