"The romance subplot seemed shoehorned in. After all, the doctor could certainly have waited until AFTER he finished her surgery."

Watching any amount of E! counts as watching too much E!.

Harrumph
I still prefer the term "robocalypse" or "botpocalypse". Robopocalypse has too many "o"s.

It is.

Fresh Idea -
A sitcom where a *lawyer* plays *Jim Belushi*.

He should have blown Todd first.
Not a firstie.

I Applaud CBS
After all, even the worst, tripe-and-treacle-est sitcom is still one less horrid, sordid reality show foisted upon us.

It is the recommendation of my current barrister that I refrain from thinking of the children for the next six to eight weeks, longer if postponements arise.

Oxymoron?
Can a "deceased teenage girl" really be a "hot young woman"? Given the right preparations, she could be room temperature for a while, but eventually decomposition will kill the mood.

The 1000 is actually only EIGHT…in binary!

After EveryAngryFanLeavesThisTheaterInOrderToSetMeOnFire

Pbbbth. "Remake" is SO 80's.

I wish I got's my learnin' outta fancy books. All we had were plain-jane books.

I wanted to like L&O:LA. But ever since I started abbreviating it, I get The Kinks singing in my mind when I contemplate it.

SPOILER ALERT
They bond over their shared experiences when a third party kidnaps them BOTH and rapes them.

Dear Lord…
…let it be in 3D!

If anything…
…they should take this inspired idea and rework it as a big-budget version of "Cleopatra ROCKS!", a musical created (?) for a MacGuyver episode, with Terri Hatcher and that guy who played Murdock.

*Hops into Wayback Machine, returns to past, and fops around in lace*

Dang it
I was hoping for news of a Surfaris/Artic Monkeys collaboration.

I'm reposting this so it's in my history, and because it's possibly the truest thing I've ever written: