@Flaubert I'm not sure - was it a Theater Dream?

My Dream…
…would be the production of a Tromeo and Juliet TV series. I would watch the heck out of that.

6th worst thing? That's like saying mayonnaise was the 6th worst thing to happen to cuisine. Both are bland, easy-to-consume fillers that one can easily ignore.

So does this mean the Jonah Hex audience…
…was perhaps, SCARRED, by the experience?

Fuck Giant Squids
Seriously. Bastards never wanna give up they ink.

Submitted for the approval of the Studio Executives…

I find the scene set to the Stones' song "Fire" to be worth the price of admission alone - it's like the too-gimmicky cut-away ship from Zissou done EXACTLY right.

I LOVE Two-and-a-Half Men
No other show guarantees that while it airs, I can walk around, free from the mouth-breathing public who lap up this stuff.

Well, one bankruptcy down…
But what about their CREATIVE bankruptcy?!?

That would imply there are non-batshit crazy girls out there, loved or not.

Waitaminnithere - How do we know it's NOT simply a cleverly obfuscated Davey O'Russel? Perhaps that dastardly Irishman has fooled us all!

In this Hustley, Bustley world…
…I have no time for "kind ofs". Either tell me a funny story, or get me a drink, boy.

I Cast Withering Glances At You When Your Back Is Turned Toward Me

I always thought the "O."…
…stood for "Oh No! More Drama!".

I'm still Waiting…
…for a Spies Like Us sequel.

To me, it sounds like dudes gettin' ready for a knife fight.

@Rich Tanguy: