Wait…
This album still isn't finished yet? What the hell has Nas been doing with it? I thought I heard about this thing two years ago.

It's funny that you use a quote that starts with "don't be an asshole," since that's largely all I see when I open my eyes on this post. This thing is like a fucking car wreck that I have already passed, but it was just so awesome, I have to keep coming back.

Blank stares
All I can do whenever I see a commercial for "The Hills" is just stare blankly into all that vapid space. It is the television equivalent of watching air. Not even focusing on anything in the distance, just staring at sir so intently that you start to see spots that kind of form shapes and can be slightly…

Greatest Bar Band
You were right on with that one Nathan. It feels even more so that way now since (as Legface said above me) the album is pretty outdated if you give it a listen now.

Ooooooooooo, Steve's in troooouuuuubbbbbllleee.

It's a new sensation
NOW! That's What I Call Torture!

Ridley Scott
Wasn't the big rumor going around that Ridley Scott was supposed to make "Monopoly?"

The Weinsteins put this out?
How is it not down to 80 minutes with a new abrupt and ambiguous ending?

Make mine a carnosaur
But the big question is, can you hunt them for sport?

will.you.stop
This is a Ryan Reynolds away from being a Blade sequel.

This is hell
Do they have any super powers?

OK, I think I am going to be that guy and say that I enjoyed both the originally and the admittedly only barely decent remake. Not so much because of the new weepy ending, but mostly because I have a slight soft spot for the director, Brad Silberling.

I'm not saying it isn't possible. I'm saying you shouldn't have to *pay* for a relationship with someone unless as far as it is going to go is the Days Inn or The Flying J Truck Stop.

I was referring to "Walk on the Wild Side," mostly because I have had to have lengthy and boring discussions about how people say the song is racist and glorifies prostitution.

Internet relationships are not real
I have a friend going through a divorce right now who is really starting to get heavily into trying to find dates online, and the whole thing sickens me in a way that I don't exactly find funny. This guy might be charging a $100 for some throwaway lines (and parantheticals, both of…

Fat Bottomed Girls Make The Rockin' World Go 'Round
You really opened up a pretty wide discussion here. There are plenty of songs that I can think of that I like that I probably shouldn't, but they are mostly because they are well manufactured pieces of pop. I have a hard time thinking about songs that are somewhat…

Bacon salt? Just use bacos. Or real bacon.

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little
I will admit, the sex spice line will give me an excuse to put up a spice rack in the bedroom. Great for sex, late night sandwiches, and when you are poor because you spent a retarded amount of money on fucking sex spice.

"Paint it Black" in "Full Metal Jacket" was the first thing that popped into my mind.

You just made my day with the Freedom Rock reference.