This could be the new MYOF, but in a happier way
I can't wait to see what comes next. I haven't read a column on here that has elicited as much joy as this one since the last MYOF entry.

Somehow I knew this was going to be here today
Watching the Grammy Awards last night I was wondering what shittastic moment was going to be hated on today, and even before he opened his mouth, I knew this was going to be it.

No it was "McMillan and Wife"

Man, you sound just like her brother…

My Girlfriend's Brother
Every time I watch TV with my girlfriend's 16 year old brother and a commercial comes on for this he laughs at all of the jokes and exclaims "Man, I have to see that" every time he sees it. He also thought "Epic Movie" and "Date Movie" were freaking sweet.

I Miss "Deathwatch"
It was actually required reading for my 9th grade English class. I wanted to read it again once I finished it, but then I lost it and never bothered to track it down again. It was the first book I ever read in a single afternoon.

No, It's Pretty Traceable
I will only see it if Colin Hanks is the killer (which is the strangest phrase I have uttered in weeks) and I am guaranteed one shot of someone firing a full clip into a computer to stop the killing.

I CAN HAZ DEFS NOW.

Ben Stiller and other things with expiration dates
And to think I was disturbed when working at a movie theater and we got tubes of "There's Something About Mary" Hair Gel. Looking into those eyes is a fate far worse.

I Can't Go to Sleep
When you take out all the spambots and fake porn sites, he probably only has 30,000 actual fans.

Moment of nothing
I always thought this was the kind of thing that Dateline would have done when they ran out of ideas. Good to see the brilliant minds at Fox decided to make an entire show out of it.

I know exactly what you mean.

Yeah, it's not something that I would listen to on a regular basis, but I think it would be something pleasant to hear randomly every now and then.

How I know you are fictive:

!!! in the Post B-52's World
While I don't think they are especially relevant in a post B-52's world (and while I don't particularly care for them) I think there will always be a market for that kind of music without ever really being relevant. I always thought the B-52's only reached that level of success because a…

Watching Waterworld at 2 AM
So last night, I was in kind of a funk. The day had kind of sucked, nothing but bad things on the news, plus on top of that I had to write a deadline to meet for my publisher that I quickly realized wasn't going to be met. And the Bruins lost horribly.

Well done sir.
Nothing more needs to be said.

I've got nothing
Just sad.

Reliving the hate.
I can't say I am too pissed about the nominees this year since the only snubs I noticed were in the lesser categories, but I think back to last year's Fox Searchlight offering "Little Miss Sunshine" and now this year with "Juno" and I see almost the same kind of arguments.

I know it isn't something everyone should jump all over, but how the hell was 300 not nominated for visual effects?