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*unzips pants*

My favorite NYC pet owner:
the guy who lived with a tiger and an alligator

Yeah likewise. No ffense to Pilgrim, either.

Let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet, gentlemen. I mean congratulating ourselves for nerdily following a network sci-fi series is like being proud of yourself for fluently speaking one of Tolkien's LOTR elf dialects.

Fresh Jive
No, not a legal term — think Catholic: "Body of Christ"

Damn it, everybody thinks of the Texas town which I've never even been to. I was going more for a transubstantiation of the Latin phrase into a blasphemous entree.

Last meal
I figure my last meal is likely to be on my deathbed and prepared by either a nursing home or prison staff, so I'd better make it something they can't screw up like Jello.

Didn't we see Cindy in a flashback on Flight 815 serving Jack a cocktail or something? That would actually be mind-blowingly fantastic if Ben planted her on the plane BEFORE the crash.

Wait, so Cindy was an undercover Other, like Ethan and Goodwin? When was that revealed?

mmmm,
stuffing

I'll tell her that the next time we're alexing.

Cindy, the tailie flight attendant that was kidnapped with the children? She never really caught my eye.

Yeah, I seem to recall Ben mentioning consequences when he described it as a measure of last resort. And no doubt that moving it has ushered in a season of faster paced plot revelations. I was just starting to consider the flashes as too convenient a storytelling device.

The island kills the best looking women
Shannon, Nikki, Alex, Naomi, now poor Charlotte.

Putting the needle back on the record
I'm not necessarily disappointed about the apparent end of the time-skipping flashes. Yes, they filled in gaps in the island's history and provided a few surprising revelations. They've also offered many plot bread crumbs for us to follow — seems like astute fan speculations are

smelting

I'll yield the floor.

Karatloz, are you debating yourself in this thread?

Yeah, he'll go on making more disappointingly self-indulgent crap for the foreseeable future even after we've given up hope of ever seeing any scenes like the commode story or Ezekiel 25:17. Looks like it's just gonna be all tongue-in-cheek gory death and dismemberment of character we don't care about anyway from here

NOLA got it wrong
The proper reason to reject Carlos Mencia is because he's a grating, unfunny hack.