I am enjoying the idea that 1924+34 is an arithmetic feat requiring a genius IQ.

I think that's true. The Culture Police nowadays look down on masculinity, but try getting a date in the real world and see how far being a sensitive, feminine beta male gets you.

The murder of Mr. Green? Still? Ugh.

"Uptown Girl" is the worst song ever recorded.

I find it fascinating that someone with a username and icon from My Little Pony—which, let's remember, is aimed at six-year-old girls—gets huffy when a man recommends the Twilight books.

I was hoping the show would jump forward enough to have George at Dunkirk.

That is the thing that bothers me most about this show. The sexy redhead in Season 1 wanted to be a secretary, but everyone else is remarkably content with their lot. That one girl, the one who's short and really stupid and married the dead soldier, she had an offer to basically have her own farm. But no, she's…

Saw her in "The Great Ziegfeld". Gorgeous. Very, very hammy.

She finally died? I thought Luise Rainer would live forever. Seriously, she won an Oscar 79 goddamn years ago.

This year really has totally sucked. 2 hrs left to go as I write this, can't go fast enough.

Played William Randolph Hearst in "The Cat's Meow".

That "Cinefamily" theater that Rogen and Franco went to used to be the Silent Movie Theatre. I saw silent films there three times. Then those dicks from Cinefamily bought it, and they show silent movies maybe once a month now. Also, back in the 90s, the owner was murdered in the lobby during a showing of "Sunrise".

There's nothing more American than big dumb comedies with lots of poop jokes.

Subtle in the "please look at my fabulous rack" way.

That Jean Smart sure was sexy.

Online chat rooms aren't a thing anymore? Where do people go when they're trolling for sex and don't want to reveal their name?

Whenever I see an article with less than ten comments, I feel compelled to make a comment. No idea why.

This sounds like the worst thing in the world.

I don't think puttiing a conventional happy ending on "It's a Wonderful Life" makes it better. I thiink it's fine as it is. George has love and happiness. He realizes that he's made a difference in the lives of all the people in the town. And Potter is a "warped, frustrated old man"…who's going to be running that…

Antenna TV is going to be airing "Newhart" in January. Am looking forward to it—especially since the broad hint I gave before Christmas succeeded in getting me the "Barney Miller" DVD box set.