@ComradeQuestions:disqus , if you're serious, I actually believe I have that somewhere.  It may take me a bit to find it, but reply here if you are serious.

@ComradeQuestions:disqus , if you're serious, I actually believe I have that somewhere.  It may take me a bit to find it, but reply here if you are serious.

@sacrelicious, that would be quite a feat as the movie was filmed in Germany.

I had to watch it without sound.  Is it scary with sound?  Without sound it is like watching a home movie at my neighbor's house but he's too cheap to buy more than one tape, so it just keeps cutting to different things.  UNTIL THERE'S A WOMAN WITH A DRESS ON BACKWARDS!  HER HAIR IS COVERING HER (NON) FACE.  OMG OMG…

I came to post the same thing.  Look, I'm not in favor of punching kids in the face, but if I were at a kids basketball game and a kid Tebow'd, I'd punch him.  More likely, I'd punch the parents.  What an egotistical douche.

Am I alone it getting depressed every time I see the trailer for a new movie with JCVD?  After the movie JCVD, especially the actually touching speech midway through, it makes me sad to see him slide right back to doing trash action movies.  A man pours his heart out and then, instead of being redeemed, just reverts…

@avclub-ce6c92303f38d297e263c7180f03d402:disqus , I haven't seen the movie, but you are dead on.  Being a terrible filmmaker with no idea of how to convey spatial relationships is not the fault of the audience, ZM.  There are numerous interesting articles on this, but my favorite had to do with the final Bourne movie…

Back when Fox had the "contest" to promote the Simpsons Movie, Groening sent a letter to the City of Springfield, Oregon, declaring that while Vermont (???) won the contest, Springfield, Oregon was the true Springfield.  So, this has been known for years (I work in Springfield, Oregon… the letter is in the museum…

Lobsy, imagine you had a relative on that flight.  Now someone publicly states that they could have prevented 9/11 had they been on the flight.  The implication is that everyone who flew that day were giant wusses and cowards.  Let the pure douchiness of that sink in.

How do you not see the perfection of the screenshot?  (Hint: she's sniffing her fingers)

Guys!  Guys!  I figured out how we can slash the budget!  What if we don't "film" it, but instead we "animate" it?  Huh?  Huh?

@avclub-3205b3d0d7def309007edd6c22dd3339:disqus , apparently I have to reply to my own reply.  Yes, I do like it.  The pay is about comparable to what a new associate would make in my area, but the ceiling is much lower, of course (I would top out probably $40,000 less than what they could ultimately make).  I use…

Hey, wolfman, I graduated in 09.  Same situation - pretty much was disillusioned with law at that point, didn't have a job (thanks, 2008!).  I now work for a local government doing labor negotiations.  So, if you are willing to expand your definition of "lawyer" to someone who does "law stuff," then you might have…

What about Castafiore?

I think you mean:

What's a South Pacific island?

The biggest problem is that the PETA game SUCKS.  Anyone, when given the choice between SMB3 and that abomination would choose SMB3.  It doesn't work as advocacy and it sucks Tanooki balls as a game.  (Tanooki balls are a delicacy).

(audience laughs)

The soundtrack, alone, is fine (suh-suh-suh-sexcrime).  Matched with the movie, however, it is an abomination.

Does he want to kill the Eurythmics for their soundtrack to "1984"?