Has nobody commented on Abed and Annie's brother awkwardly grinning at each other? Probably the funniest moment of the night for me.

When I sal L.A. Confidential, the only role I had seen Cromwell play was Farmer Hogget in Babe. His performance was…surprising. And traumatic.

Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday.

Plus, Vanilla Ice has the perfect song for the soundtrack.

"I lied, I've eaten four!"

Exactly. We should interpret the Constitution the way the original founders intended, and they clearly intended it to be a document that could change over time if there was sufficient popular consensus for such a change.

Yeah, sometimes I amuse myself by imagining what message boards would look like if all of Obama's actions and policies since 2008 were exactly the same, but he had an "R" next to his name instead of a "D." I imagine there would be a few comments on this comment section about how he should be spending less time with…

I'd say the 37 Congresses that all featured at least one person who owned black people were at least a little more racist than the current iteration.

Based on this song, people are still trying to find a way to capture the visceral get-up-and-dance effect of dubstep beat drops with sounds that are slightly less abrasive.

Ah, that's right. All this speculation and counter-speculation is confusing. I can only imagine what plotting it out must have been like.

I really wonder what Ted was thinking when he said Lily was pretending to be upset by his "perfectly reasonable" trip plans- which were designed to irritate Lily so she would leave and he could search for the locket some more.

This is only tangentially related to the show, but a few weeks ago I was in a hospital during the daytime and a soap opera was on, and Ray Wise was on the soap opera! He was playing this dirty-old-man type who was slowly trying to seduce a much younger woman, and every line he had sounded like it had a winky emoticon…

"the transactional logic of 'you bore my a child, so I reward you with an Italy present'"

I really like Star Wars. Bam.

"I pronged a moody forkful of e. and bacon," is my personal favorite, doubly so because like two sentences later he switches around to calling it "eggs and b."

Jeeves, on the other hand, possibly has no lines that are not deadpan.

Now Oprah just needs to find the other four members of the Megaboob Robot and they can save Tokyo.

I'm the same age as Lindsay Lohan, which has done wonders for my self-esteem over the years.

*Rust smacks Marty's hand away from the stereo*

"Superlative" has really done a number on the English language.