You guys realize Jesse was outside of Hank's hearing when he said that stuff, right?  Hank's not exactly being the surrogate father to Jesse we all wish he'd be, but he is letting Jesse stay in his house, and at this point appears to be giving him a good deal (though that could change).  He's being remarkably friendly…

I don't think cable network policies on nudity are quite that permissive.

He can, but I don't think Jesse thinks of Walt as a "family man."  If Jesse had wanted to hit Walt's family, he would have continued burning the house down, which would hurt the family at least as much as Walt.  The phone conversation suggests a change in tack, a strategy different from going after Walt's home life…

Also, for some reason, Hank really doesn't want to give anybody a plea bargain if he can help it.  For God's sake, he tried to stop Skyler from getting a lawyer back when he thought she was a victim.  And he hasn't promised Jesse anything in return for his testimony, other than "the more you tell us, the better we…

This.  We finally got to meet Dave!  He seems like dealing with Marie's incredibly petty work-parking-based existential issues was much more his depth than the shit she's going through right now.

If Marie weren't awesome before, this quote alone would change that: “Don't
worry, I haven't hurt anybody- it just feels good to think about
sometimes.”

He's going to become an extremely charismatic evangelical preacher/lawyer, and get Congress to pass a law that supersedes the laws of chemistry.

And it all blows up in Walter's face when Todd's onboard software misreads Walter Jr.'s crutches as a bike.

Why is Walt Halle Berry?

Hal probably would have set himself on fire, too, but in a way that led to him inadvertently saving the day.

But Jesse prevented his own younger brother from being able to go to space camp.  Who's the real monster here?

Walt spreading gasoline all over his clothes and car in order to maintain the illusion of total control is a great metaphor for the position he's putting himself in these last few episodes.  And now Jesse's there with a book of matches, trying to decide which one to strike.

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The unstoppable force of Walter White's will finally meets the immovable object of carpet stains.  There are limits to even your ingenuity, Walter.

Normally I would be, but I recently let my dojo membership run out.

Just so we're on the same page here, am I to assume that's a euphemism?

“I first met Mr Whi- I first met Walter White…”

This has inspired me  to start my own band on this message board.  First, I will get into a fight:

But after they've seen the whoring bed, does chaos reign?