But I never noticed…
The curve of her trunk.

"He has to be the Soup Nazi.  Trick him!" is one of my favorite bits of JD's interior monologue, though I couldn't tell you why.

Have you considered that Marie may have been planning to cook and eat it?

I always thought that was the basic bargain The Daily Show made with people it disagreed with:  feel free to come on and talk about your message, but you're going to have to answer potentially uncomfortable questions about it, too.

His interviews with British people were the best.  I loved how he and Helen Mirren spent nearly a full minute trying to figure out what the American equivalent of a "public school" was.

I can't believe that everybody's forgotten about arguably the most important part of the abortion fakeout, when after the miscarriage, the person who wanted the abortion becomes riddled with guilt.

I once made the mistake of mentioning the Dalai Lama to my Chinese then-girlfriend. A one-hour lecture on how the West has unfairly deified a malicious propagandist does not make a great date.

The "sideways vagina" myth has got to go, especially since the internet has made it clear that asian vaginas actually look like a collection of blurred pixels.

*Three panels showing a person getting out of bed*

Back when the Trayvon Martin shooting originally happened, the police initially declined to take George Zimmerman into custody, seeing it as an open-and-shut self-defense case (the controversy over this was what first gave the Martin shooting national coverage).

I'm just going to have to admit that crazy people live in a much more interesting world than I do.

RIGHT!  THAT TEARS IT!

"Think of [classifieds] as a paper-based Craigslist."

@avclub-ee4fadf37efceab02df97947e8d240a6:disqus Yes, but that's part of the fantasy- Toby, Creed, Kevin, and Packer are all fairly undesirable.  Jim is literally the only person in the world of the show who is conventionally attractive, interested in Pam, and devoid of those personality flaws that would be absolute…

The best answer in this whole thing is the last one:  "Another funny fact about Bryan Cranston - we all know that from Malcolm in the Middle to Breaking Bad, his characters tended to wear tidy whities, but what you don't know is that any close-up shot of Bryan on Breaking Bad where you didn't see the lower half of his…

Bale's just looking for an excuse to get disturbingly skinny again.  When he needs to run off into the desert and wander without food or water for several days before finding the burning bush, he's actually going to do that, and have the camera crew follow him.

He doesn't want to take your childhood.  He wants to fuck it.

@avclub-37fd12d0bf53337b800259b27994d600:disqus if I found out Kris Straub was writing the next Die Hard movie, I would be buying my ticket today, even if the movie came out in 2015.

Pam is definitely a fantasy figure.  Anyone who looks like Jenna Fischer isn't likely to have Pam's personality, and certainly wouldn't be caught in an unfulfilling 3-year engagement because she believes this is as good as its going to get.  And the list of people who hit on her wouldn't be limited to skeezy Vance…

Actually, I'm pretty sure he did write all of those books, which isn't that crazy.  I can't see any of them taking more than a week to write.