@avclub-fec1b8d3fbc08f27a84e5a334d45bb5a:disqus "Weapons armed.  Let's ensure that no one ever has to see that terrible twirling routine again."

Really, getting your name officially changed so it has to be spelled in all caps should have paid off a lot sooner.

In their defense, Kanye probably does think he's bigger than the Constitution.

@avclub-d2af662257c2d673d8cf29d630eb25ab:disqus so the standard Orthodox answer is "yes, and then he would make it anyway?"  Because that's as good an explanation for the existence of Jack and Jill as I can think of.

Please. Everyone knows Michael Stipe came up with that quote.

All three times, so you know that he is incredibly pissed off right before he dies.

I can only assume that all of the above should be reinforced for those of Shakespeare's sonnets that reference the sonnet currently being written and refer to past sexual activities with the addressee.  Because there's a lot of those, including arguably the most famous one ("Shall I compare thee to a summer's day")

The audience goes crazy every time those credits come up.  I think they're quite funny, but I feel like I must be missing something if they're able to draw that big a laugh every single time.

Thank you, I thought I was missing a DVD or something.

A good rule of thumb when watching Flying Circus is to assume that Chapman is drunk in every scene.

"Take me now Sir William, I cannot wait 'till lunchtime."

So was the film Palin was talking about A Fish Called Wanda or Fierce Creatures?

I don't mind the plane-hijacking sketch so much because I see all looseness as a sort of shaggy-dog buildup to the point where the hijacker jumps off the plane and gets on a bus, which is immediately hijacked to go to Cuba.  It's a fairly obvious final reversal, but insane enough that it still got a laugh from me.

"Of course it's got an 'ole in it!  It wouldn't be a bloody 'oop if it didn't have an 'ole in it, now would it?"

He's talking about how bicycles are being menaced by international communism, which makes it so much better.  Also, up until "Coming, dear," he's speaking with an American accent (***SATIRE***).

Right, so you want to learn to fly?  Well, up on the table, arms out, fingers together, knees bent.  UP ON THE TABLE! Now, arms out, fingers together, knees bent, head well forward… now flap your arms, go on, flap faster, flap faster, fasterfasterFASTERFASTERFASTER NOW JUMP!

@avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus That's a good explanation for why you don't like it that people can own guns, but not why you're scared of people with guns.  Yes, cars have other uses, but they're still 3x likelier to kill you.  I consider what actually happens to be more notable than my subjective…

Isn't Maeby interrupting the narrator's "made a terrible mistake" with "oh, I'll be fine!" a callback to Lindsey doing the same thing in her second episode?

I like how the puppet version of Bolin, who was basically relegated to "minor character" status for the second half of the season, has the most complaints about creative control over the narrative.

@avclub-6de9626e558a32ecd711aa5c2944c998:disqus Do me a favor- make two columns- in the left, put down the number of times you've seen people walking around with guns, and in the right, put the number of times you've seen those people pull out the guns and open fire on someone, whether or not they were justified.  The…