Oh man, I didn't even catch that.

Dude, you need to stop hanging around delinquent kindergarteners.

Why is it ALWAYS semen?!

And yet you continue to go in there and put them in your mouth. They'd really like you to stop.

…

Therefore, you are not.

Speaking of usernames:

We are now!

Dude, the article is only eight sentences long and this joke was one of them.

And occasionally Dan, at the right angles, reminds me of Bryan Cranston. It's like a trifecta of non-union foreign equivalents for US prestige dramas.

But he gets results, Chief!

Obviously. I mean, the man is a violent crimin-

This is not bad, but it is definitely reminding me of something else that I can't put my finger on and it is driving me crazy.

You're supposed to EAT the mustard.

Worth noting as well, Sacco's tweet/joke wouldn't even crack the 'tasteless jokes top ten' in any given AVClub comment thread.

[Spike Lee tweets out Clint Eastwood's address]

I know that baby, and that baby was totally asking for it.

Nope!

You get the optional Illudium Q-36 Space Modulator? You're going to want that if you want to be able to see Venus from Mars.

I know you already know this intellectually, but as someone on the other
side of the fence, let me confirm for you that married folks with kids
often envy those on the other side. I miss being able to do what I
want, when I want. I miss being able to go where I want, when I want.
Accomplishing the smallest task…