[Elizabeth turns into a fat old man like a cartoon castaway turns into a steaming turkey in the eyes of his fellow starving castaway]

Yeah, it's pretty sad when we are all like, "whew - Philip ONLY dosed an underage girl with illegal drugs until she passed out - thank God he didn't do anything, you know, SKEEVY."

Ok, sorry to be so stupid and I don't know how I missed this, but a.). Was that in fact Maurice that Elizabeth jacked off, and b.). Why was that necessary?

Hey, Simple Minds have TWO songs people know! "Alive & Kicking" was pretty successful.

I'm so vain.

Huh? I just said I liked it…

Thanks! I just realized, seeing Zander in that outfit, he's like the classier Diamond Dave that can actually sing. And I LIKE Diamond Dave!

I…kinda like "The Flame".

Built To Spill covered that at a show I saw, faux-orchestral breakdown and everything.

"I DID say 'please'!"

That is a good record. I think the label that put it out went bankrupt or something though, so it never got much of a push?

It isn't the greatest upload (I dowloaded an MP3 of this from somewhere with better quality) but that booming kickdrum is kind of a giveaway.

Man, I wish they'd get around to releasing that Albini re-recording of In Color. What I heard of it sounds great.

Who Got The Gravy?

God this would be great.

Sorry, they only play in Kanada.

It helps if you read these in a Shatnerian cadence.

DAMMIT MARIE

Like when he has insomnia, and Melissa suggests lying on his bed and closing his eyes.

In "Mortgages and Marbles" when McGuirk is living with Melissa's family and grossing her out by borrowing her toiletries etc., at one point he clogs the toilet and yells from the bathroom for a plunger, "because this thing is MESSED UP" and something about the way he stresses those last two words kills me. It's how I…