I think that last line should have been:

eeeshhh….

Ah, I didn't know that about the Memphis Mafia etc., but it doesn't shock me. Hell, Jimmy Page basically kidnapped a girl. And I don't even WANT to know what R. Kelly is up to right this minute.

The idea of 'naked Lena Headey' gives me a 'raise', too, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

Cersei will be replaced with her non-union Mexican equivalent, Celena, who will be immediately murdered by the president of her fan club.

It's 2014. I thought the whole "Elvis was a bigot who stole black music" meme was long discredited.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

5", I hear.

That actually might be in one of the clones, like Twasn't or Tweren't, that popped up in the wake of Taint's success.

Note: Morales died on the way back to his home planet.

Whoooaa-ohh-ohhh
Don't eat me, please,
Or you'll turn into zombies

You mean this one?

Carlos Jacott is STILL "Otis" to me every time he shows up on screen anywhere, no matter who he is playing.

Is that a pajama top?

Not really all that radical a concept…I mean, have you SEEN a movie lately?

[hands in pun card, slouches away embarrassed for missing the obvious]

Anyway, it wasn't really 'rape rape', more 'cy-press sex'.

I'm not your pa, son.

These phone cops play hardball!

Not yeti, anyway.