That's a steel drum, not a kettle drum. Just sayin'.

It was actually a short bus, but close enough.

You must have seen a different version than I did, because I thought it was absolute shit. Depp's Wonka was grating and obnoxious.

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When cut across the neck, a sound like wailing winter winds is heard, they say. I'd always hoped to cut someone like that some day… to hear that sound. But to have it happen to my own neck… is… ridiculous…

awww… now I'm sad.

But will there be lens flares?

Only Sean O'Neal is allowed to use that. He appears to be off today. Probably out snarking up SXSW.

What's that? I couldn't hear you, I just have the one eye.

Am I the only one who remembers that Robin's dad was originally played by Eric Braeden? I thought he was much better for the part.

What's with all the random notes about Twilight and Hunger Games overlayed on this video? I think someone's confused about the the audience for this film.

Shut the fuck up, Donny!

Shut the fuck up, Donny!

Is it weird that I read the quotes in caps in the voice of a Dalek?

Is it weird that I read the quotes in caps in the voice of a Dalek?

And Christina Ricci as "Hanna Montana Smurf"

And Christina Ricci as "Hanna Montana Smurf"

So now they're a "guerrilla art collective?" I thought they were just a punk band.

So now they're a "guerrilla art collective?" I thought they were just a punk band.

Apparently, this will be a twin-engine Superman.