I've always liked that woman from the Bus.

This kid is going to end up all young and eaten.

Consensual punching is the cornerstone of any healthy (Irish) relationship.

Wait, are we taking bets on which anodyne white cast member will be the first to be called into Lorne's office?

That comment managed to do something SNL failed to do last night- make me laugh.

Loved ones?  You mean my cats?

The best Batman?

In my defense, I'm drunk and watching playoff baseball.  But, good on ya.

The Neo Nazis were particularly cruel when they forced Jesse to listen to Ms. Spears' whole catalog.

Malkovich, bitches.

Yeah, as an insomniac alcoholic, I watch part of all of these shows, but Ferguson gets really repetitive.  Many of the jokes he makes today were the same jokes he was making a year ago.

Show me squid!

I think Colbert has the skill set to do it.  A good interviewer and really great in skits.

This is another case of the MAN keeping her down.  

Its actually Daniel Day-Lewis in character as Bryan Cranston playing a Latin Walter White.

As a comedian, being "snarky" is literally all he needs to do.

So I'm confused… is she for or against war?  

This strains credulity.  New Mexico is one thing, but a Columbian drug cartel!  C'mon! 

In related news, this Irishman also had lunch today.  Falafel and Guinness. 

Because of this show, I imagine your CIA is full of mentally ill and childish people who are off their meds…  Which seems right, somehow.