It was a bug that camouflaged itself as a stick so it could go up butts. 

One of the Neo-Nazi dudes? 

I hear she hasn't even finished "War and Peace."  What a philistine! 

Even if he goes to prison, Jesse will be fine.  Look at all of the Neo-Nazi contacts he's already made!

"Didn't anyone ever tell you that smoking kills?"  (gunshot)

Jesse to Todd, as he chokes him out:  "Oh yeah.  I fucked Lydia.  Bitch."

Great, now my screenplay about Lydia and Andrea's offspring growing up and exacting revenge looks presumptuous and unnecessary. 

Uncle Jack didn't deserve that fate!  

So in order to post comments on the interwebs, you must be a crew member of the particular show on which you're commenting? 

Won't someone think of my DVR?

Not that old chestnut.  That's how "Full House" ended! 

Bruce Wayne?

Jr. dies by choking on some "Frosted Flakes."  Book it.

Stay out of my territory, sport. 

Put a bird on it!

I was gonna go call your granny and tell her the same thing, but alas, I ran out of quarters.

And the cops would never find them because they kept their dealer plates, like Jobs himself.

Fuckin' internet. 

I have a recurring fantasy where I'm having a three-way with Skyler and Marie, and Hank's in the corner, drinking Schraderbrau and making anti-Irish jokes. 

5,000.