Last scene: Jesse and Jr. sit alone at the table, commiserating.

My mouth was agape during 99% of this episode.  Holy Lord.

Robert Downey Jr… in uh, full costume.

Rebel scum.

Fox then added: "If you were on TV, they'd watch you!"

I guess I have to keep my pro-bullying stance to myself when I win this contest.  

Hope Walter Jr. doesn't find out Brock is stealing his cereal schtick.  

@ Captain Dada, thanks for posting this.  My favorite tackle football team is on national tv a lot this season, and would prefer not to pay for Directv Season Pass again.

If you suffer from a full Hardwick for more than four hours, please consult your physician. 

It works on so many levels…

"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!"- Cowboy fans, sobbing.

"Walter learns his lesson, assisted by the power of prayer."

One of my favorite moments:

"They're two former retired competitors who fell on hard times, and are now forced to work together at a garbage dump as part of their community service.  Starring LeBron James and Greg Oden."

He belongs in a museum! 

Uh, it's spelled Labour.  

Its… from Albertson's. 

Slippery Pete?

Whiskey straight, with a side of cocaine. 

He used to consume giant Hershey's Chocolate bars pre-show… and yes, that's a euphemism for dirty prostitutes.