There's a special place in hell reserved for these heckling fools, but is Chappelle under the impression that not performing his set will put an end to this type of behaviour?

I see myself as "nameless thug #3."  But then again, I have soul-crushingly low self-confidence. 

I see you as more "Robin."

In a strange twist of fate, Frankie Muniz works at that very restaurant!

I'm sorry if I don't find all these "jokes" funny but my father was killed by guac dealers.

Crazy drunk pedestrian!   

Do you and the Tio guy know each other?

*tries to get in @thexesyproject:disqus's good graces by offering complimentary back rubs and whiskey*

Or sociopaths.  Or fucking stupid sociopaths. 

Dear lord, that confession video.  Walt might have lung cancer, but clearly, his balls are in top shape.

Walt really is a monster.  I mean, the least you could do is order guac for the whole table. 

@Scrawler2:disqus, he's only human…

Hank Shrader told Yoko to break up The Beatles, and took away her children as leverage.

Uh, Obama?

I thought this too.

Everything coalesced for Jesse in that moment, but the subconscious ain't no joke. 

AMC, stop trying to make "Low Winter Sun" happen.

I'll do it!

I'm taking my life in my hands by going to see them in Oakland, but the drink will probably get me first.

"Alfred!  If you're watching pornos in my mom's room again, I'm gonna give you a fucking beating!"