Now we know why he's such a private person.  He was running a meth empire the whole time!

Plinko, bitch!

So does this make Letterman "Gus Fring"?

She's a real Method actor. 

While I disagree with the crux of this argument, I think part of the reason Skyler and other female characters aren't as fleshed out (assuming they're not) is because the majority of the the writing staff positions are filled by men, and naturally, they write what they know.  Also, every minute devoted to the other…

In his defense, I have like 10 books in my loo… Ok, mostly magazines, but still.

When I saw that scene, I immediately thought, "So THESE are the people I'm replying to on AV Club."

Honestly, if I had a nickel for every time a show featured meth-heads rhapsodizing over the merits of "Star Trek"… I'd have 5 cents, come to think of it…

"Hello, Carol."  Walter White is nothing if not a good neighbor.  

And?

Say that again, but this time into the mic. 

Yes, "playing."

Because if there's one thing the citizens of Florida need, its more doughnuts.  

"Expendables 3: Get Off Our (respective) Lawns!"

This seems like an appropriate place to admit that for years I plagiarized all of my monologues from Shaquille O'Neal.  

This is another blatant attempt by Buffett to drive up his "Los Pollos Hermanos" (LPH) stock.

"Indiana Jones and the Boys Who Refused to Cry."

I always thought Harrison Ford should play Smith in the biopic. 

Finally a job I can do whilst drunk. 

This show is mainly about going around and seeing ladies' tits?