This is precisely what I said about "King Ralph," and history will show that I was right.  Right? 

Don't feel bad, chap.  I'm 80, and I've never seen M.A.S.H.  I do enjoy the odd episode of "Rockford Files" though.

You could tell Meryl Streep's daughter was annoyed with Jim because she rolled her eyes like 10 times and made the same facial expression each time.

I just called my accountant and told him to sell all of my comically oversized clock stock.  I suggest y'all do the same.

Bitch, please.

What a cool dude.  But is anyone else disappointed he didn't say "Bitch" once? 

I'm currently in talks to play Obi-Wan Kenobi's dimwitted grandson, Larry Kenobi.

That's sad.  His scenes with Michael Keaton in "Out of Sight" were fanfuckingtastic.  

His music is just too darn loud for my taste.

I saw him a few years back, and I was little surprised how funny he still was.  Just riffing and telling certain annoying audience members to stfu (in a humourous way).  A delight.

It's about time someone brought this acclaimed Dostoyevsky novel to the small screen.

That was a cogent, well-articulated comment… However, I still reserve the right to make fun of Billy Corgan. 

My son Bort and my grandson, also named Bort, are going to be crushed when they hear about this.  I guess we're not going to Orlando on holiday this year.

Cool beans.

Fun fact: the A's have never lost to the Pirates in the regular season. 

Because everyone knows Chris Cornell and Matt Cameron are hideous creatures that the ladies do not enjoy…

Honestly, Jeselnik prefers his victims hear something more poppy and upbeat as their last song, like Elton John or Madonna…

They tried to take down the corporate behemoth Ticketmaster and they failed.  The lesson I take from this?  Never try. 

You guys need to chill out with the ice puns. 

Say it with me: "Starring Vin Diesel as Tom Joad."