It didn't help that the defendant's attorney kept instructing the plaintiffs to "show me on the doll…"

Don't forget about his six-pack abs!  When he wasn't hangin' with dirty prostitutes, JC worked out like a fiend!

Interestingly, D_Boons_Ghost has never seen an episode of Arrested Development…

It inspired me to open up a chain of fast food chicken restaurants.

"Call it, … Fredo."

After consuming all those ice cream sandwiches in prison, his new moniker will be "Morbidly Obese Joe."  Or just "MOJ" to his die-hard fans.

I have a feeling Vanilla Ice may be available.  Home Depot has a very generous time-off package.

There he is!  Get him!  (grabs pitchfork)

The secret ingredient is love… and meth.  There's a lot of meth.

Get out.

I never really knew what a "shit-eating" grin was until I saw Bob Benson.

That, and that alone, almost makes me want to get a job.

"I don't want no part of yo' tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch!"

Breakfast?

I know I for one would greedily devour Mr. Weather's slot!

So, that's it, after twenty years, "So long, good luck?"

Man, that really makes you think, huh… that and 1200 reasonable discussions about death.

Whoomp! (There It Is) by "Tag Team."

That's the first sensible thing you've said all day.

R.I.P. to my favorite actor on my favorite show.