They're casting an old with "strong opinions and [a] tough demeanor?"  Screw you Alec Guinness, the part is mine!

This guy spoke at my school once about legalizing marijuana. Sadly, after the speech, he refused to help my friends and I "score."

It's been over 20 years since Letterman hosted "Late Night."

Big Koch?

In honor of the great Tobias Funke, after a spot of tea, I devoured a delicious banger in the mouth for lunch today… sorry, I forgot you lot call it a "sausage" in the mouth.  

Ya know, Benedict, you can pass on some projects. 

I imagine the meeting went something like this:

Normally the interviewers here do a fine job, but failing to ask about Mr. Warren's ongoing and upcoming collaboration with Rebecca De Mornay is inexcusable. 

Why would you get an inferior chicken sandwich here when there's a "Los Pollos Hermanos" just down the street?!

And now you know why I drink.  The "Bluths" got nothing on us.

"I knew it was you, Yoda.  You broke my heart.  You broke my heart!"  Unfortunately, test audiences weren't ready for a man-puppet kiss, and this line was scrapped. 

That's weird- in my family, we refer to cunnilingus as "romancing the stone."

It's almost like the writers picked a "school" that could serve as a sort of punchline for Michael's (lack of) development.  Almost…

On first viewing, I also thought it was Egg.  I mean Ann.

Uh, spoiler alert?!

Where, pray tell, is the link to the so-called "porn parody?"  Are we just supposed to take the writer's word that it exists?

"I thought you said these movies would be good for our careers?"

Steve Holt!

Was your mom also a soccer hooligan?  Cuz that would be awesome…

You sound like someone who doesn't respect wood.