Elizabeth Berkley: great actor, or the GREATEST actor?

I could kiss you, Core Concept.  You just gave me a new fantastic business idea!

I knew there was a reason why they keep Cosgrove around.  Homeboy can dance a jig like a sonofabitch. 

Everybody knows the Amish are HUGE fans of the Kanye.

Guy's a pro.

Robocop?  I think the fine citizens of Detroit would settle for a non-corrupt regular police force.

What time is Steph Curry on?

Richard III, old people having sex, sexy seniors…  How am I not in this?!

I assume Mr. Cop will be engaging in some sort of rap battle with Eminem's statue?  

Wait, which one was he?  The one with the shrill wife or the guy who sounds like he has marbles in his mouth?  I'm so confused…

Welcome to late night, Jimmy Meyers.  

"Dr. Douche"- its a wonder that soda flavor never caught on with the public…

The old addition by subtraction gambit.  I like it.

Another positive quality Orell possesses?  His innate ability in tracking and catching monkeys. 

Suddenly its en vogue to scream at young people.  Hey Ramsey, I've been doing this for years!  You Donkey!

"Che" was great.  If you have like 5 hours to kill, I'd recommend it.

In lieu of sentencing Ms. Hill to prison, why doesn't the court sentence her to compose a really funky commercial jingle for H&R Block?  I'd listen to that…

"Mockingbird 2: Fly, Fly Away," starring Justin Bieber.

Take her out for a nice Sunday brunch?  Can I come?  I love mimosas! 

"Honestly, how many more people do I have to save to get Bruce Wayne to return my call?"