Incomplete?

"Yeah, that's right." (squints)

Jim Harbaugh: the role Tom Cruise was born to play.  Get on this, Hollywood screenwriters.  

I thought the same thing but apparently they had a draw set up for Gore that Kaepernick audibled out of.  But yeah, still sucked. 

I'll have you know sir (!), Mr. Lewis didn't murder anyone.  He just held down a man while another gentleman stabbed him to death.  (Worst defense attorney ever).

My team lost, but now, like every other football fan, I shall turn to the Dowager Countess to console me.

As part of his sensitivity training, the 49er organization has arranged for you to have an extensive necking session with Chris Culliver.  You're welcome. 

She better not mess with my 49er's mojo.

I know I won't be satisfied until Byron Scott chimes in..

Kareem then added, "…and her help defense?!  Forget about it."

I've had an ulcer before, and me doctor told me to stop drinking… and I laughed, and I laughed…

I'd like to see an "Ethel the Annoying Hooker" spin-off.

I always thought the plain girl would go first.  I'm going to miss British Scar Jo.  I hope she takes that Tom with her.

South Portland?

This seems like an appropriate forum to brag that I've been to Woz's house.

This seems like an appropriate forum to brag that I've been to Woz's house.

That doesn't sound like the Hutus that I know…

You may scoff, but "jOBS" is much better than the original title- "Direct-to-Video." 

You may scoff, but "jOBS" is much better than the original title- "Direct-to-Video." 

This whole little interchange reminds me of Thanksgiving at my house.