Annie's boobs.

Annie's boobs.

You know they wanted me for Bond, but I was in the midst of my monthly pub crawl so they gave it to this bloke.

You know they wanted me for Bond, but I was in the midst of my monthly pub crawl so they gave it to this bloke.

Come for an interesting, well-made film.  Stay for Piper Perabo's tits.

Come for an interesting, well-made film.  Stay for Piper Perabo's tits.

I saw this today, and was suitably impressed. Some nice acting, and thoroughly entertaining…  I also enjoyed my scrumptious box of Junior Mints, which were chased by some Johnny Walker.

I saw this today, and was suitably impressed. Some nice acting, and thoroughly entertaining…  I also enjoyed my scrumptious box of Junior Mints, which were chased by some Johnny Walker.

This man humours me; he may stay.

This man humours me; he may stay.

Survival strategy?!  That's my dating strategy. 

Survival strategy?!  That's my dating strategy. 

There's something about RC Cola that I really like… I just can't put my finger on it.

There's something about RC Cola that I really like… I just can't put my finger on it.

Oakland A's- your 2012 World Series champs- you heard it here first.

Oakland A's- your 2012 World Series champs- you heard it here first.

I could never vote for the monster that takes "Downtown Abbey" away from me. 

I could never vote for the monster that takes "Downtown Abbey" away from me. 

I'm looking forward to the sequel: "Lincoln 2: Night at the Theater; Legend of Robert E. Lee's Gold."

I'm looking forward to the sequel: "Lincoln 2: Night at the Theater; Legend of Robert E. Lee's Gold."