You spelled "Athletics" wrong.  Wanker. 

You spelled "Athletics" wrong.  Wanker. 

Do any of you fine people know what time that charming show "Charles in Charge" is on?  I must set my VCR before I head to the pub.  

Do any of you fine people know what time that charming show "Charles in Charge" is on?  I must set my VCR before I head to the pub.  

I don't know about the rest of you… but I know I won't be satisfied until Eddie Vedder weighs in on this topic.  

I don't know about the rest of you… but I know I won't be satisfied until Eddie Vedder weighs in on this topic.  

Whisky is for closers.

Whisky is for closers.

I heard the the new and improved Axl is 10% more Axl-y.  

I heard the the new and improved Axl is 10% more Axl-y.  

I wanna say your country's 30th Amendment?  No, that doesn't sound right…

I wanna say your country's 30th Amendment?  No, that doesn't sound right…

You could tell Rossetti was really hamming it up. 

"Hey copper, you're fired!" (Cue maniacal laughter).

I like Bobby Cannoli, but his character has no real depth to him, at least not yet.

I like Bobby Cannoli, but his character has no real depth to him, at least not yet.

I don't trust "viral videos."  If I'm gonna catch a virus, it will be from some tart I met at the pub.

I don't trust "viral videos."  If I'm gonna catch a virus, it will be from some tart I met at the pub.

Claire Danes is on the television programme, "Homeland?"  She's a bit of all right; I've adored Ms. Danes since her glorious work on "My So-Called Life."  I was merely doing a bit of research for "Venus."  

Claire Danes is on the television programme, "Homeland?"  She's a bit of all right; I've adored Ms. Danes since her glorious work on "My So-Called Life."  I was merely doing a bit of research for "Venus."