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Sooo… Michael's been murdered.  And Scully's on the run.  The assumption being that he's never caught?  And the police aren't trying to find him?  And if he's caught, the dirt he's got on Patty is not an issue?

Sooo… Michael's been murdered.  And Scully's on the run.  The assumption being that he's never caught?  And the police aren't trying to find him?  And if he's caught, the dirt he's got on Patty is not an issue?

They should get both Alessandra Torresani and Mae Whitman to have a big Ann-off!  And then… War of the Martas.

They should get both Alessandra Torresani and Mae Whitman to have a big Ann-off!  And then… War of the Martas.

Where does Paul Bellini fit into all of this…?

Where does Paul Bellini fit into all of this…?

And he always made the prettiest woman back in the day….

And he always made the prettiest woman back in the day….

It's like the uncanny valley.  They got someone who looks similar enough to a young Peter Billingsley… but something about that nose and those eyes just makes you want to puke.  It would have been slightly more palatable if they'd made it as a CGI cartoon.

It's like the uncanny valley.  They got someone who looks similar enough to a young Peter Billingsley… but something about that nose and those eyes just makes you want to puke.  It would have been slightly more palatable if they'd made it as a CGI cartoon.

People are hiding drug money and disrupting the space-time continuum in that storage facility.  No one is up to any good.

People are hiding drug money and disrupting the space-time continuum in that storage facility.  No one is up to any good.

Wow.  Loved those movies… what seems like a lifetime ago… I'm so much more jaded and divorced now, though.

Wow.  Loved those movies… what seems like a lifetime ago… I'm so much more jaded and divorced now, though.

To think, if Walt had just kept a copy of Rocks & Minerals Magazine on top, he would have been in the clear.

To think, if Walt had just kept a copy of Rocks & Minerals Magazine on top, he would have been in the clear.

That's why she's been so bummed out this season.  She's been strangling doubles of herself every day.  Walt's gotta find a new stockpile of barrels.

That's why she's been so bummed out this season.  She's been strangling doubles of herself every day.  Walt's gotta find a new stockpile of barrels.

That would be perfect.  It'd be great if it led to a local news station doing a story on the recent pest epidemic that's spurred so many people to get their houses fumigated.

That would be perfect.  It'd be great if it led to a local news station doing a story on the recent pest epidemic that's spurred so many people to get their houses fumigated.