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Way back in the mid-90s, I went to EuroDisney and outside their Indiana Jones ride they were selling toy guns… that just looked like REAL guns. (Come to think of it, they may have been real guns.)

Since everybody's doing it, they could do a whole shared universe thing. An American Tail: Marty McFly visits the Money Pit in the Continental Divide. Solid gold.

It's a shame that this was Kid Cudi's final episode. Why can't the Chocktaw keep a bandleader???

Juicy gossip, eh? Hmmm… well, they hired a lot of SNL folks because they work for peanuts and crackerjack. (Literally!) Amy Poehler is a lot taller and blacker than she appears on television. The film was originally called "The Nest" and it was a body-horror movie about Tina Fey undergoing a Cronenberg-esque

I worked on this movie and I'm seeing Star Wars that weekend!

This show is infinitely better than it has any right to be.

Idris Elba!!!

I wonder if Activision still owns INFOCOM properties. They should make a ZORK movie or PLANETFALL.

I really liked the first season (and loathed the end of LOST). The "no answers" mantra of the showrunners seems okay for a show like this because it's more about grieving and loss than about the science fiction of what actually happened.

I remember really liking this movie. It's a shame it somehow got buried by time.

Don't know how censorship works on Comedy Central: they didn't bleep anyone saying "shit" on Daily Show but as soon as The Nightly Show began, all of THEIR shits got bleeped.

After the first two episodes, I looked up Nick Wasicsko because it seemed he was destined for great heights and I wondered what he was doing now… and I spoiled the ending for myself. Yet, knowing how his life ends filled me with dread as I watched the rest of the drama. I found it so incredibly sad.

I still feel like a zombie outbreak would be too easy to contain and this pilot has not convinced me otherwise.

What I'm most shocked by is that SUBWAY managed to squeeze so much use out of a guy with negative charisma. Honestly, the campaign featuring him should have lasted a year tops.

American Horror Story is soooo bad! It was mostly awful in its flagship iteration but it's been consistently and progressively bad ever since…

American Horror Story is soooo bad! It was mostly awful in its flagship iteration but it's been consistently and progressively bad ever since…

Trank himself has said he intended to pattern the tone for part of it after David Cronenberg "body-horror". I love David Cronenberg and his body horrorshows but this is FANTASTIC FUCKING FOUR. You've got a man who's endlessly elastic, a human torch, a rock man and an invisible girl (because girls are too scary,

Review is amazing because it promises a silly show but delivers something that is remarkably dark.

I think they'd better think this out again…

Chris Hardwick, King of All Nerds. Empire of Nerds.