Third-party Mac tablets already exist:

In the book…
Purvis is portrayed as a largely incompetent dandy who got his position only because Hoover had a crush on him.

I lost a bet on this fight.
It was double or nothing.

Kool Virtuoso
Pretty sure that's 'Blue Lou' Marini of Blues Brothers fame.

I'm virtually bursting with adequatulence.

Ummm…okay. Except Dan Brown didn't make this up. He cribbed and collected and modified from a bunch of existing theories (conspiracy and otherwise), many of which aren't terribly new.

Moron:

The secret sponsor of the AV Club?
The word 'risible'.

Atari
Did anyone else have the Star Trek Atari game? I only hazily remember it, but I believe that every couple of levels or so you had to fight Nomad in some sort of hyper-difficult 'bonus' round.

I like Ryan Reynolds.
There. I said it.

It's modified: http://tinyurl.com/cq8l2a

I much preferred Crank to Shoot 'Em Up. Crank was a film version of Grand Theft Auto, and in that sense it is perfectly realized. Yes, it's offensive. So is Grand Theft Auto.

I like the letter grades.
If there's a movie I'm interested in seeing, I'll usually try to check the review here first. I like to go to a movie knowing as little as possible about it beforehand. I hate spoilers and I want any intended twists or surprises to be genuine. I skip to the grade to get an idea of how…

Everyone who was in Band of Brothers
Except Jimmy Fallon.

July

He wasn't removed from Scranton; he was never supposed to be there. He's supposed to be in NY in Jan's old office, which I assume is where he was headed at the end of the episode.

And last I checked, out of print.

They also wrote my favorite travel guide.
State by State with the State.

And his mind was likely not "literally" blown. It's almost as if he was baiting you.

So, if the MST3K guys RiffTrax this…
would it be awesome? Just trying to see if there's any value to squeeze from this turd.