I say NBC, you say sucks!

"TV's best comedies - and Hawaii-Five-O!"

"TV's best comedies - and Hawaii-Five-O!"

Gore for the Org!

Gore for the Org!

At least she could climb a ladder.

At least she could climb a ladder.

Durn Vagina

Durn Vagina

I used to get Mike Golic and Jeff Garlin confused.

I used to get Mike Golic and Jeff Garlin confused.

Teen Wolf?

Teen Wolf?

I'd watch Bounty Wars, in which various teams of bounty hunters compete for bounties across the country, analogous to Shipping Wars.This sounds more like Bounty Rescue or perhaps Hell's Bounty, with Dog in the Gordon Ramsay role, telling the other people on the show that they need to capture their bounties in a…

I'd watch Bounty Wars, in which various teams of bounty hunters compete for bounties across the country, analogous to Shipping Wars.This sounds more like Bounty Rescue or perhaps Hell's Bounty, with Dog in the Gordon Ramsay role, telling the other people on the show that they need to capture their bounties in a…

And some Afro-Americans don't have afros.

And some Afro-Americans don't have afros.

I think at this point "Taxachusetts" might count as a Simpsons reference, kind of like how "Jingle Bells, Batman Smells" does, although neither originated with the show.

I think at this point "Taxachusetts" might count as a Simpsons reference, kind of like how "Jingle Bells, Batman Smells" does, although neither originated with the show.

Schmidt is obviously much more similar to Tom than he is to Ron. They're both fancy.