Schmidt is obviously much more similar to Tom than he is to Ron. They're both fancy.

Shouldn't a true Plan B abort the ninth season?

Shouldn't a true Plan B abort the ninth season?

His no bullshit attitude is refreshing and entertaining, and if these comments were made in the context of an AVClub Random Roles there would be more appreciation for them in these parts.

His no bullshit attitude is refreshing and entertaining, and if these comments were made in the context of an AVClub Random Roles there would be more appreciation for them in these parts.

And senior citizens could use their Junior Justice Society of America membership card as ID.

And senior citizens could use their Junior Justice Society of America membership card as ID.

Until today I thought Neil Gaiman married Honey Bunny from Pulp Fiction.

Until today I thought Neil Gaiman married Honey Bunny from Pulp Fiction.

I think Paul "40-Year Old Virgin Poster-Face" Ryan wins the prize.

I think Paul "40-Year Old Virgin Poster-Face" Ryan wins the prize.

I like this guy's take:

I like this guy's take:

Stacy Keach?

Stacy Keach?

How do you feel about ordering a Son of Baconator?

How do you feel about ordering a Son of Baconator?

This sounds like the Twilight Zone episode A World Of His Own, possibly with a little bit of The Chaser thrown in.

This sounds like the Twilight Zone episode A World Of His Own, possibly with a little bit of The Chaser thrown in.

Also, it must be said, Justice League International. One punch!